Category: Joke Board
The Top 15 Ways men Like their Coffee
15> I like my Irish coffee like I like my women:
loaded with whiskey.
14> I like my coffee like I like my strippers:
scalding hot and in his lap.
13> I like my coffee like a major league catcher likes his privates:
in a large, strong cup.
12> I like my coffee like I like my recently deceased Chihuahua:
stored in the freezer to lock in freshness.
11> I like my coffee like a baby likes fruit juice in a bottle:
sweet, spill-resistant and something to occupy the mouth when
no naked breasts are around.
10> I like my coffee like I like my surrealist humor: giraffe.
9> I like my coffee like I like my one-night stands:
stale, bitter, smoking like a chimney, with a butt-ugly mug.
8> I like my coffee like I like my women: hot.
Of course, the difference is I can actually *get* hot coffee.
7> I like my coffee like I like my meddlesome neighbors:
ground into tiny bits.
6> I like my coffee like divorce attorneys like their clients:
very rich, very bitter and with lots of grounds.
5> I like my coffee like I like my sex:
cheap and frothy, from a girl in a green apron.
4> I like my coffee like Jacko likes his playmates:
sweet, aged eight years and covered with half-and-half.
3> I like my coffee like I like my flatulence:
made from the finest beans, rich enough to smell from across
the room and satisfying to the last "Ah-h-h-h!"
2> I like my coffee like I like my Iraqi information minister:
chock full o' nuts.
and the Number 1 Way men Like their Coffee...
1> I like my coffee like Maria Myerson, a girl in fifth grade
who gave every boy except me a Valentine, even though I had
written her love poems in my own blood every day -- ruining
me for life, that ungrateful skank prosti-- um, sorry...
cold, with a bitter aftertaste.
hi becky,
i like that one alot i was lmao while i was reading it,and i like yur new user name,and wish i could use my zodiac sign but there is a few that have it already.
hugs,and lolaughs,
ff
lmao
<lol> Very funny, especially #1.
Note to Becky: you can run but you can't hide.
The Once and future Bob
I take exception to no15 it's whiskey with an E.
Yeah! The lady's still funny. Oh and the coffee you can serve it anyway you like. :)
If by lady you mean lipperlaundry, you gotta be kidding.
Bob
Robert, I'll get you for this. But I'll killl you in a very lady like way.
You are on. Sounds like fun.
How could she kill me in a lady like fashion?
Bob
Hmmm, rather interesting.